Where's your fish?
Debra, 20, of Chicago writes:
"I was so sick of my fish having no emotions. How could they be so content? Their lives were so boring. Sad Aquarium makes them so much more interesting. I think one of them has a cousin with cancer. Now that my fish are sad, they're so much more fun to watch."
Gil, 52, of Springfield writes:
"I have my Sad Aquarium on the mantle, beneath my sad clown painting. They tie the room together."
Frank, 34, of Flint writes:
"After my wife left me, a friend gave me the sad aquarium as a gift. In the absence of any significant human contact and affection, the sad aquarium provided me with an essential counterpart with which to brood about my apparent unattractiveness and the fact that I will never again have the joy of fulfilling our species' most basic reproductive instincts. Thank you monongazon! And Kathy, if you're reading this, know that I'm happier with my sad aquarium than you will ever be with that balding sycophant you left me for."
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