Basic Profiles.

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Darth Rabbit

Occupation – Freelance Dollguard

Favorite Color – Radishes!

Favorite Animal – Rabbits, of course—

Hobbies – Computers, Carpentry, and Cake-baking

Interests – Astrology, Vitamins, Herbariums, True love, Birding, Heavy Metal

Biography – “I’m just like the sun in ways you can’t imagine, always armored to a T. Come over some time, because you & me, we are salient & to varying degrees—immersed in timeless remorses. So much to rehash, unleash, and be free of. I am usually hired by others who cannot go on at all, and somehow, by my sheer & curious presence, they feel safe enough to begin again and in a way most conducive to their yearnings. Should we become as such, I pledge to avoid any immanent dreamy fantastic play & fun & would like to know what makes you really. O, I can’t imagine. Can’t remember if we met here or how. How so many years of unwavering devotion have forsaken my mind hither! Forgive & pardon, please. I’m well-mannered heretofore by so many others; tell me, what can I be or be not for you? Have or have not for you? I am crawling with the notions you might bestow—if I may, together today!”


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Girl Cat Dewey

Occupation – Girl power, Motivational speaker

Favorite Color – Honesty

Favorite Animal – Myself, my inner strength

Hobbies – Reciting declarations, Fundraising, Reality radio

Interests – Deconstruction, De-stressing, Devotional imagery, Destabilizing elements, Denoting empowerment, Denote.com

Biography – “Greetings! Let me tell you what an honor it is to oftentimes draw on my lofty dreams & my feral inhibitions in company such as yours. We are defining creature comforts of a new sort; you ought to wake up everyday and draw yourself before feeding yourself, and then you should turn outward and give what you can to the friends you are able to keep—the ones you have left. There are so many ways to renew yourself, your attitude, and the aura that might become you. And O, the technologies for each. You mustn’t stay angry for long, and just think, someday, anger may not even exist anymore as a real experience at all. Go ahead: meditate—on the loons above the water, the distant pines. See? We are better off already—on our way to total & utter aspiration. What beautiful strings must be attached; can you feel them, how they tighten & loosen between us? Still, I am no less on my own, even with you. More dharma! More sage! ‘Disco,’ said the oracle softly, and then, with more vigor: ‘Rest easy in this cloudy day for tomorrow shall be your hide. Tomorrow indeed!’”


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Night Flighty

Occupation – Online NOW!

Favorite Color – Divas

Favorite Animal – Diva

Hobbies – Drawing horses, Blogging, Calling for papers, Rocketing

Interests – Horse drawings, blogs, calls for papers, rockets

Biography – “Well, it is not really my preference to appeal, as such, either to or in the printed word. Like a painted word. Please see what I mean. You see, I find it like being in the nest altogether, & and so I can barely describe—can barely move—all fraught in the scraps and sticks, in the ink and noise, the matters that be. Meanwhile is a sore spot after all, not near enough to the sky & the way in which we fill it with all of our fears so that we might, indeed, be lighter—be already through the worse of it. I know you understand; I think it is your custom to do so in times so unmitigated as these. And if you think hard about all the times we are in (how plural, how PLURAL), you might, in fact, forget about me, which I believe to be in our very best interest of all other interests. And so I hope, likewise, to be fading, just as any old thing might. Going first, the small impression I made, and then, of course, whatever it meant—whatever it could mean now…”


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Sadly Goldy Locks

Occupation – Ocularist

Favorite ColorWe love your eyes!

Favorite Animal – Theodore

Hobbies – Weddings, Nail care, Oral history, Fencing, Witness protection

Interests – Optional

Biography – “For too long have I been narrated out of my own house into strange and vaster vestiges of what really happened on one of any possible number of days when I sought to live fully in the realm of inspiration, sonority, & impulse. What is my story to tell shall be told when it is my own name on the spine of the book in the spot reserved for ‘author.’ And only when I am ready for the world called & culled by those oppressors known as Beginning, Middle, & that rascal of a devil the awful End. So far is my lucidity in the days since then, & yet what—how still so much is just barely in sight! And by the time I discover linearity enough, I shall have forfeited my voice & my soul to such things as this— Why, I say, & how on earth can it matter who I am in a moment at any given point—O the wrack & waste of it all! Order in the court—& demolition of the court! What a poor & tidy, too tidy thing.”


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Our Lady of Dolls

Occupation – Full-time

Favorite Color – Rose

Favorite Animal – Dove

Hobbies – Quilting, Listening, Roaming, Glistening

Interests – Losing myself to music & frenzy, Landscape architecture, Apparitions, Miracles, Apparitions as miracles

Biography – “Since the day I was certain about my lot in life and the losses therein, I’ve been startled, uncontrollably startled, that a person can know oneself so intrinsically and absolutely & all the while wander outside the lines of my personal and potential duties. I think I may be what some might curiously call a kind of blessed infidel of sorts, though I’m really not that bad, not as bad as the little phrase suggests. It’s just that yesterday I was supposed to do several things to better myself and some of the people I love so much, and I could’ve drawn more water, uttered more prayers, learned more life-saving stories, and I really should have given my heart unselfishly away to someone dear, but instead I dreamed other lives with the not unusual help of my television. It wasn’t what it could have been, & I’m always remembering myself for exactly what I didn’t do. I think this happens to many a great personage, though I don’t anticipate greatness. Just another startling moment of being who I could’ve been. I can help you with this, but this only.”


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Viola Sagittata

Occupation – Oracle

Favorite Color – Violets at night

Favorite Animal – Puppy

Hobbies – Knowledge, Wisdom, Divination, Certainty, Online Shopping

Interests – Being alone, Avoiding humans, Solitaire, Singing

Biography – PLEASE NOTE: Viola Sagittata only speaks to oracle-related occasions; nonetheless, on one such occasion, she asserted that her biography for this site would be obtained through googlism.com without her expressed permission, and so, and yes, indeed it has been done: “ viola is back with his viola is a repository of prior art for the web viola is a musical instrument like a large violin viola is an important member of the orchestra viola is a stringed musical instrument which is part of the violin family viola is very characteristic of his work and has an unusually fine tone in spite of its small size viola is a scalable architecture that if we have more clients viola is a member of the stringed instruments family viola is considered somewhat a second viola is helping original equipment manufacturers and system integrators in empowering the viola is the leading finnish provider of hardware and software remote access solutions viola is a tool for hypermedia development viola is 16 to 18 inches in length viola is most easily described as ‘a slightly larger violin’ viola is like the violin but bigger in size viola is often looked upon as a poor cousin to the dramatic violin and passionate cello viola is brought in to meet olivia viola is the middle viola is slightly larger than the violin and has a deeper pitch in comparision viola is in the troupe and wessex comes to the rose viola is better than a violin because it burns longer viola is falling more deeply in love with orsino viola is the most sensible viola is all too often the butt of countless jokes viola is the founder of the icvolunteers and takes care of its external relations viola is constructed of fine american maple and engelman spruce the viola is made of wood viola is the most exciting viola is approximately 153 viola is out of tune? the bow is moving viola is commonly viola is featured at all viola is ‘able to express happiness viola is in no way a new age proselytizer viola is obsessed with the traces people leave upon the objects which eventually end either in dust viola is dreaming of her departure from rosso viola is center viola is peerless viola is constantly searching for greater understanding of the spiritual heritage of humankind viola is 14 venetian inches viola is translated into theater viola is like a violin viola is the alto voice in the string family viola is happy viola is the 2nd highest instrument in the violin family viola is chairman of nymex holdings viola is the 244th most popular female first name in the united states; frequency is 0 viola is a member of the violin family and the viola da gamba is a member of the viol family viola is taken into his service viola is caught in the court’s web of love viola is pitching for the class aa knoxville smokies of the southern league viola is viola is *bigger* than a violin viola is a worthy and believable muse for will's budding genius viola is in love with orsino viola is improbably upbeat singing about a girlfriend who keeps her distance viola is an expressionist painter viola is pitched a perfect fifth lower than the violin viola is a free viola is latin for ‘violet colored’ viola is now seen as an equal with the violin and cello viola is larger than the violin but still held under the player's chin viola is at least three octaves viola is the instrument of choice for playing chords viola is a nongovernmental organization based in bryansk viola is a veteran actor viola is a major figure in video art viola is known as a samba purist viola is faster viola is the centre of unfulfilled desires because she represents something other than what she is viola is available from the gift shop viola is tuned a fifth lower than a violin viola is connected to the following things viola is gradually joined by a number of ?cinderella? instruments like cor anglais and viola is not the lone survivor viola is sometimes is called the alto violin viola is a little like a violin but it is larger and has a deeper sound to it viola is horrified and antonio steps in to save her viola is come from orsino viola is rescued by the captain viola is a tool for the development and support of visual interactive media viola is controlling her own passion for orsino viola is my blood viola is a quiet viola is a woman viola is simply a large violin viola is our voice”